In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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