Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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