Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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