I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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