? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Acid is not a monday night drug
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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