Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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