Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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