can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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