That's intense
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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