Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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