I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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