i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When did angry sex become our thing?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
