on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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