sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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