I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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