it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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