Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if i died would you start the facebook group?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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