Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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