You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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