I'm really into asian looking animals
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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