I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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