dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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