Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
