I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
false alarm. still invincible.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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