and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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