Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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