what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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