My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Randomize
