i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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