wat bout pragnant strippers??
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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