I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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