I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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