Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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