the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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