In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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