My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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