He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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