you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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