the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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