id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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