Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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