Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Someone came in the potted fern
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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