Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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