just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
