girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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