yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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