is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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