Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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