Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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