you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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