Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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