If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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