did you get engaged???
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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