maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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