Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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