Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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