i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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