it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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