rhymes with "ouble enetration"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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