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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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