If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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